so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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