So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
