I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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