seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just invented taco cereal.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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