The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
