Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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