Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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