"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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