Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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