you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize