Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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