I wish I only lived at night.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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