Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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