My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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