If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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