Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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