I wanna bring you to show and tell
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Farmville is her only friend.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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