Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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