i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
