She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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