I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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