No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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