Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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