just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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