We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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