my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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