I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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