Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
