4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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