New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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