She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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