i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.