I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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