His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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