We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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