im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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