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  I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Have you finally orgasmed yet?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I gave up sex with dolphins for you.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.

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  May it rest in peace.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You were silly, high, and chewing on things.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>

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