My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.