you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly