why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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