omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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