Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That accounts for only three of the penises
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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