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He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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