Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I need help removing her.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
