Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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