she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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