i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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