We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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