The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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