this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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