hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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