This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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