Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Pappa wants mamma naked
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
vagina is talking i cant
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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