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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.

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  And why did you do that?

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  Tequila

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  he fucked me so hard my future children felt it

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  I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.

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• (559): View more from California

  Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.

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• (516): View more from New York

  PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.

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• (415): View more from California

  I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.

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