i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me