they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
tell me about the fingering
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