Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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