If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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