And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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