Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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